Wow today flew by.
It started off freezing cold and dark, and ended the same way. Fortunately the middle part of the day, while cold, was all blue skies and sunshine. Almost sunglasses weather.
A really pleasant day to go to the dentist. Not! Fortunately though I have a great dentist.
Today was devoted to getting the preparatory work completed for my two new front crowns. I broke my two front teeth when I was about 13, and have had them “prettied up” once since then, but it’s come time to have them fixed properly, and hopefully once and for all. For that, porcelain crowns are required.
So it was back in the chair today, not quite 7 days after my last visit for a whitening, also in preparation for the new crowns. This time I selected the Chronicles of Narnia as my movie of choice while in the chair. So donning the complimentary VR goggles, I settled in for the duration.
As with all dental work of this nature, anaesthetic is called for, and as far as I’m concerned, there can never be enough. Ideally, I, like Edina Monsoon, would much prefer “total sensory deprivation AND backup drugs”. Of course that’s not the case. Fortunately though, my dentist is well aware of how quickly my body metabolises these numbing beauties so gives me a little extra. Essentially, any anaesthetic used is lucky to last half it’s usual time on me. Making for some often uncomfortable experiences about half way through a standard procedure.
Imagine me back arched, white knuckled, eyes squeezed shut and desperately trying not to clamp my jaws shut on the nearest finger or dental implement in an effort to “make it stop”.
To make it worse, being my two top front teeth, this sort of work also comes with the “big needle”. The one that feels like it’s going through the top of your jaw and coming out of your nose. Not pleasant. But with a dab of topical anaesthetic first, I virtually didn’t feel a thing. Initially.
Short story. Numbness activated, my existing two teeth were drilled out into stubs to create anchors for the new crowns. Not a pretty look. I snuck out at one stage for a “bathroom break” just so I could take a look in the mirror. I looked just like a third generation trailer park veteran who’d been driven over by their own trailer. Not pretty!
Several impressions were taken, one requiring my entire mouth be filled with what felt and tasted like Plasticine for five minutes while it set, before temporary plastic crowns could be made to tide me over.
The process took just on 90 minutes, the plastic crowns taste GOD AWFUL, fortunately that’s subsided, and I’m set to go until they’re replaced with the new ones the day after Christmas Day.
Unfortunately though, being temporary teeth made from a mold of my old ones, they’re slightly larger. Not very noticable to someone on a quick glance, but to me they feel and look like Bugs Bunny style teeth, and I’m still getting used to talking with them. Lispy Larry! Not fun, and fortunately temporary.
Ah well, hopefully there’s a dazzling new smile in my near future. Although I do believe that braces are the next step in the 5 year Dental plan…
Woohoo! *heel click* Guess how excited I am?
Hooroo!