This morning has involved a whole lot of sweating, grunting, panting, howling, clawing, steam, soap, water, laughs and bad tempers, and it’s all purely innocent.
I don’t know where your mind was, but it’ll be interesting to see how the statistics on this posting pan out.
As always being a Wednesday the morning started with a workout with my trainer, hence the sweating, grunting and panting. There was a lot of cardio and weight lifting going on this morning. The heaviest weight was actually lifting my entire body weight, performing pull-ups. Where you hang from a bar and using arm strength pull yourself up into a chin up position. Even I was surprised when I managed to do that, as I’m still a loooong way off of my goal weight.
Then when I got home, as always I hit the shower. Only this time, just as I was about to get in, Mulder the cat stuck his nose in to the shower to see what was going on. So it struck me, that he’d not been bathed in a while, so he was grabbed and dragged in, showered, soaped, rinsed, and in a less than impressed mood, passed out the shower to Mark who was waiting there with a towel to dry him off.
Of course, Oliver by this time had been brought in by Mark and was highly interested in the proceedings. That was until he was grabbed and dragged into the shower too.
For a moment I actually felt that I was in grave danger. Mulder is used to being bathed as I used to bathe him regularly as a kitten and while he was growing up. Primarily because I’m often allergic to cats. Oliver, is quite a lot younger, and I was a little less diligent when it came to his introduction to the bathing process. He’s had them, it’s just been a while, say perhaps 2 years. So now, as a robust 3 year old. He was very unimpressed, and all howls and claws started trying to climb the glass walls of the shower.
But, I’m brave, I picked him up, curled him into his favourite position, and stuffed him straight under the shower head. Fortunately the fact that I was holding him (and I’m an accomplished cat wrangler), and that the water was being warm, he was a little more compliant. That was until it came time to shampoo him. There fortunately wasn’t any blood spilt, but I do have a few grazings. Again, I’m thanking the gods I clip his claws on a regular basis.
So now I have to clean cats, who have now ceased their howling, and have stalked off into the house to park themselves on top of the heater vents and groom themselves back into what they consider a pristine condition.
Mulder has forgiven me, he’s good like that, besides he and I have been through too much for him to hold much of a grudge. Oliver on the other hand, is not interested in my company in the slightest. In fact when I picked him up a moment, I got a very indignant howl, followed by a hiss. Haha! I’ll remember that this afternoon when he comes around begging me to feed him.
That’s when the tables will turn!
Hooroo!