Well, it’s Thursday morning around 9.12am and as I type this I’m sitting on a train heading South to Devon to visit my Great Auntie Olive who I haven’t seen for almost 15 – 20 years. I’m fairly sure I was still in my late teens the last time she saw me. So it’s certainly been a while.
It is kind of nice to be able to sit on a train with a table and be able to type away to your hearts content, although it’d be nice if the power points worked, and it’d be even better again if there was Internet access, oh well. There was on the last train, the one that we caught from Edinburgh to London earlier in the week.
I have no idea where we are currently but there are lots of open green spaces to the left of the train, and some industrial ones to the right.
In other news, my sister still hasn’t had her baby, despite being almost marinated in drugs to induce the birth, so I believe that later on today she’ll undergo a c-section. Hang in there Kato, I’m cheering for you over here in the UK, keep safe, and see you and the new “stubborn lil-monkey” soon.
Moving on… literally and in prose.
The purpose of this entry is to further flesh out the original one: Out and about in London town…
So here goes, I’ll cast my mind back a few days, and hope I can retrieve it when I’m done.
Tuesday marked the beginning of my first day in London. We arrived late the evening before from Edinburgh so despite being a little tired from the activities I was excited to get out and about and see what there was to be seen.
Now, I’ve always been aware that London is a European country and that there’d obviously be many thousands of tourists from all over the world, but I really wasn’t prepared for the high number of non-English speaking people I was to encounter. Nor was I even remotely prepared for the complete lack of manners that most of them had.
You always expect when visiting tourist attractions that there’ll be “hustle and bustle” as people jostle to ensure they see the sights and experience whatever there is to be experienced, but this, in true, Marjory from Little Britain style was “SOMETHING ELSE“. The best way to explain the feeling is to imagine you’re the ball in a pinball machine being pushed back and forward. A very trying test for one’s patience I can assure you, and certainly a time that I wished I was able to curse in multiple languages. *laugh*
Moving on…
To get to our destinations for the day we had to navigate the London Underground, which in reality is pretty simple, especially as it’s relatively similar to the City Loop in Melbourne where I’m from. The only real difference is that the system here is more complex, and from my experience so far, the trains actually run on time more often than not. The only real downside is that these stations are not really non-able bodied person friendly. There are stairs everywhere, which as far as I’m concerned is a bonus given the extra eating we’ve been doing.
Having found the right train for our destination, the first stop for the day was:
Madam Tussauds the World famous wax museum. Having purchased our tickets online we were excited at being able to escape having to queue for this popular attraction. We couldn’t have been more incorrect in our assumptions had we actually just arrived unannounced and expected to get them on the day.
It seems that hundreds of other people had also had the same idea, and the queue for the entrance was a good 100m long. Fortunately it only took about 20 minutes to get to the ticket booth, where we had to exchange our online voucher for actual tickets.
Once inside we were “herded” (remember, I said there were hundreds of people), towards the elevators, which delivered us to the first floor and a wall of flashing lights and images of Paparazzi with recorded Paparazzi’esque quotes being played raucously to imitate the experience of “Celebrity meets Tabloid Press”. If my short experience of how bloody tedious and annoying it was is anything to go by, I’m happy for someone else to deal with fame. It’s brash, noisy, and outright annoying. Which I guess was the point.
Before I go on though, my random interjection statement for the day is, I’m exceedingly happy right now, my cup it could be said, runneth over with “joi de vivre”, and I’d kill for a Snickers right now.
Back to the story…
Once you make it past the Paparazzi you make your way into the first room where there are dozens of celebrity replicas. Some of whom I knew, other’s… well, not so much. No matter, they were pretty cool, the ones I saw.
We took many photos, either posing with the figures or placing our “travelling companions” with them. Of course we weren’t the only ones doing this, and while we did our best to be polite and wait our turn, not everyone worked with the same ethics. People were literally pushing us out of the way, or pushing in to be photographed first, if you’re a polite person or less than assertive person, give this place a miss, you’ll not enjoy it.
I kept my cool throughout, although could be heard to snarl on more than one occasion under my breath, “if one more f’ing person pushes me I’ll tear their f’ing face off!”. The whole experience became very old, very fast.
There was one woman in particular, who seemed to be moving in the same direction as us, and who had pushed past me several times, either standing directly in front of my camera lens, or pushing and shoving to get the shot she was after. This happened several times until I finally allowed myself to slide to the Dark Side slightly.
This time we were standing near the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie replica’s getting ready to take a photo, when she shoved past me again, standing to my right to take a photo. Now, keep in mind, I’m travelling and have a backpack on my shoulder, incidentally, also on my right side.
I took a deep breath, bit my tongue, and then she shoved me again. This time I saw red, and asked Mark (on my left) to move out of the way, and said, with none to subtle glee and evil intent in my voice “Watch this”, waited for her to frame her shot, focus her camera, then lined her up with my backpack, waited a moment for her to be about to press the shutter button on her camera, then forcefully span to my left, smacking her quite thoroughly in the back, from the centre of her shoulder blades to the top of her head smack into the back of her own camera, sending her stumbling two steps forward into the display. I even managed to smile and say “Sorry”. Muwahahahaha!
Sometimes the world is a better place for a dose of “assisted karma”, I’m sure my account is clear for having kept the peace until then. It must be pointed out at this time, that, that was the last time she shoved past me. *laugh*
Unfortunately though, there were hundreds of other people waiting to push in where she’d been pushed out. The exhibition itself is definitely worth seeing if you get a chance, the crowds are pretty heinous though, but at least now I can say I’ve seen it.
Next stop…
Piccadilly Circus, I’m not sure what I was expecting here, it certainly wasn’t a Circus, but it most definitely wasn’t a heavily lit up and bedazzled with glowing advertising major intersection. But I saw it, photographed it, and moved on, it was kind of interesting though, from there we walked to the next destination…
Trafalgar Square, again, this wasn’t exactly what I expected either, however there was certainly more to look at than at the last destination. Statues, plaques, and two fountains. It was at these fountains that I stopped, reached into my pocket and pulled out a handful of coins. Coins which I made wishes on before throwing them into the water. A wish each for my family members. Mum and Dad, my Nan, my sister Kate, and nephew/niece to be, her husband etc. Oh, and a big old wish for a Snickers. This craving just can’t be quelled. *laugh*
Then it was back onto the streets to walk around to the London Eye.
On the way though we passed Parliament House, Downing Street where the English Prime Minister resides to our next well known stop;
Big Ben and Westminster Abby. Let me start by saying WOW! Although Big Ben isn’t quite as large as I’d somehow imagined, the experience of seeing it in person along with Westminster Abby was somewhat surreal. After all, this is the country where my Mum and her side of the family were born, and since she emigrated to Australia as a child, I’m the first one back (aside from my Nan) ever for a visit. The architecture, the emotion the overall atmosphere is just something I can’t describe, except to say that I really wish I could be experiencing alongside my Mum, as I know how much she yearns to come back and visit the place of her birth. Hopefully that’s something her and Dad can do in the near future.
The London Eye, is quite possibly one of the largest Ferris Wheel’s in the world, and if I’m correct, and please don’t quote me as I’m typing this entry without an Internet connection so can’t verify my facts, it was erected for the turn of the Millenium.
The London Eye is situated near Westminster Abby and Big Ben, and takes approximately 30 minutes to complete a rotation. Each capsule holds roughly 20 people, and gives you an almost 360 degree birds eye view of London and it’s surrounding areas. We’ve plenty of photos of the experience as well.
At the end of the ride it was time to head back to the Hotel, but not before stopping to take some more photos of Big Ben, Westminster Abbey, and Parliament House.
A short train trip via the Underground to Earls Court and we were back at the hotel for a quick rest, before heading out again to the theatre to see Wicked the musical.
Wicked the musical, is an adaptation of the book; Wicked. It’s essentially an alternative perspective to the fabled Wizard of Oz movie, from the perspective of the Wicked Witch of the West, who really isn’t a Witch, nor is she Wicked, she simply suffers from what is essentially bad PR. I read the book a few months back and loved it. The musical itself follows the book loosely, but it’s brilliant. I’d definitely recommend it. There were a few eye moistening songs in the score.
Well that’s it, another day up to date, and a couple more for me to catch up on.
Cheerio!