Going out with a bang!

1 06 2008

As always lately, I’m a little at a loss as to what to write.  The weekend has been totally uneventful, I’ve been good and maintained my healthy eating and exercise plan, and am rapidly returning to my pre-holiday weight.  Something that I’m very happy about, it’s so easy now that I know what I need to do and how my body responds to certain foods and activities.  Thank you 20/20 Lifestyles and ProClub!!

Anyway, today’s blog inspiration is courtesy of my friend Ben back in Australia, he forwarded to me an email, that admittedly I’ve seen a “bazillion” times over the last few years, but one that’s still amusing.  So of course, I figured I’d share it with you.  Once you’ve read it you’ll see the wisdom and humour in it. 😉

So here it is…

  In My Next Life:

    I want to live my next life backwards!

    You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

    Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

    When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend
    several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

    When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
    you’re too young to work.

    So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.

    As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

    You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

    In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
    keeping you happy.

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions:

    central heating, room service on tap.

    Until finally…You finish off as an orgasm.

    I rest my case.