Aussie logic

3 10 2008

Some emailed jokes pass the test of time, this one’s always amused me, so here it is for your enjoyment, courtesy of my friend Dean.  Thanks Dean.

Australian Logic 
A man in Australia calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough.

Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.

We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,’ the father says. ‘We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Ireland and tell her.’

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. ‘Like hell they’re getting divorced,’ she shouts, ‘I’ll take care of this,’

She calls Australia immediately, and screams at her father, ‘You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?’ and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. ‘Okay,’ he says, ‘they’re coming for Christmas and they’re paying their own way.’


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4 10 2008
birdwoman

an oldie but a goodie.

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5 10 2008
Rhonda

ROFLMAO! Very good – never heard that one before!

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