This is more of a reminder for me so I don’t forget anything, and I probably will.
It’s our last night in Paris, we’ve just arrived back at the hotel from Moulin Rouge, and now have to pack the cases for the morning as we’re leaving pretty early to catch our flight back to Melbourne, Australia, via Heathrow and the dreaded Terminal 5. We’ll be lucky if our flights aren’t canceled and our luggage makes it through.
Ok… Today we were at the following locations:
Grande Arche
Arc de Triomphe
Eiffel Tower
and the evening ended as previously mentioned with Moulin Rouge…. and now, I have to dash, there are bags to be packed.
Hooroo!
*** Update 11th April, 9.59am
This has been a long time in the making, but I’m hoping to get it over and done with now, so that I only have to worry about the daily entries. I’ve been putting it off for long enough.
Our last day in Paris was one of the busiest days of the entire trip so far, we quite possibly walked the furthest we’d walked on any other day, and I even managed to get fleeced by gypsies. A day well spent really.
So here goes, I’ll attempt to re-cap it from memory.
As with every day in Paris so far, the morning started with a shower, then a leisurely dash down 7 flights of stairs (I have to get my workouts in where I can 😉 ) to have breakfast.
Which usually consisted of Bircher Muesli, scrambled eggs, smoked salmon and a pot of tea, before grabbing our cameras and hitting the roads to take in the next day of sights. Today of course was no different.
*** Updated Update 12th April, 7.33am
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After breakfast, we caught a train on the Paris Metropolitan, which was beautifully located, just across the road from the Hotel. In fact it ran underneath, as occasionally while eating breakfast you could actually feel the building vibrate as trains passed below.
The first stop for the day was the Grande Arche, essentially, it’s an Arch, and it’s huge, square, and in-line with the Arc de Triomphe, and completely impressive. Incidentally, in the 2004 film, Godzilla: Final Wars, it is one of the Parisian monuments destroyed by the giant insect Kamacuras… Well there you go, travel and trivia! 😉 I must add, I only know this as it’s listed in the Wikipedia link for the Arch. 😉
Many photos later it was back on the train and off to the next location, incidentally also an arch.
But not before we’d traversed the Champs de Elysees and had lunch.
The Arc de Triomphe is a Parisian landmark that most people recognise, whether it be by name or by sight. If you grew up in Australia through the late 1980’s to early 1990’s, just think of the two Yoplait tubs.
This monument is truly magnificent, from the top looking down (568 stairs, all of which I ran from top to bottom), it seems that it’s the hub of a wheel with all roads leading to it. The views are absolutely breathtaking, the only problem was the sheer lack of time, and the narrowness of the stairs. In fact, they’re allegedly so narrow, that we were told to not enter at the same time as our backpacks were too wide.
So, while Mark toured the Arc I waited at the bottom, and on his return I toured it. As it turns out there was plenty of room, but it was nice to have a rest from our hectic pace.
On the way back from the Arc de Triomphe on our way to our next destination, I was stopped by a woman in the underground pedestrian walk. She started asking where I was from, asked me to hold up a finger, and very quickly started tying red, blue and white thread around it and braiding it, giving me advice on travel, how to wear a backpack properly so as not to injure myself, and then telling me at midnight I’d have good luck and could make 3 wishes. She did the same for Mark, who was very unimpressed that I’d stopped.
Wishes and advice over, we thanked her and went to leave, that’s when she hit us with the price for our little pieces of braided thread. 10 Euros. Expensive, but for experience I didn’t see it as being too exorbitant, so went to pay it, then she said “No. Each.”. Mark, instantly went into the No, no, no, you should never have stopped… etc.
There was no way I was paying 20 Euros, she tried to haggle to 15 Euros telling me it was her job, her “pimp” even tried to hustle us for money. She got her 10, I had never had a problem with that, she pointed out that this was her job, I replied that she was lucky to have a job, I didn’t, we left it at 10 Euros, and we left. She was polite enough to wish us well on our way. I guess 10 Euros is still better than nothing, and a small price to pay for a story.
Now I’m not entirely sure, but I’m convinced she was a Gypsy, and this was the first time I’d been fleeced, it’s kind of fun, and definitely a story to tell. Besides… Whether it’s superstitious or not, I’m not messing with Gypsies the day before I’m to board a plane to fly half way around the world. 😉
Mark is still not happy about it, and cut his bracelet off as soon as he got home, he’d have pulled it off sooner if he’d could have gotten it off his wrist, and until I pointed out that while he was wearing it, it was essentially like a nightclub passout. The other Gypsies or “fleecers” would see it, and think “Ahhh they’ve already been harvested”, and leave us in peace. For the record, I still think it’s funny, and I still have my bracelet, and I made the wishes!
Moving on…
Next and final stop for the day (not the evening!) was the Eiffel Tower. Wow! This tower is awesome, both from the bottom, and from the top. You can see it for absolute miles. Of course, again, it was just a quick visit. Photos at the bottom, a ride to the top, photos at the top, then back on the train and a manic dash back to the hotel to shower and change to get to Moulin Rouge.
I don’t think I’ve ever showered, ironed a shirt, and dressed so fast in my life, just to run back out the door, dive onto a train and try and make it to Moulin Rouge in time for our 7pm dinner seating. We needn’t have rushed. There was quite a queue when we arrived.
But, before we arrived, we had to traverse the long street from the Metropolitan (underground train system) to the venue itself. The street is like the hub of all things sexual. I’m fairly sure you can get anything there, it’s all red flashing lights and seediness, with promoters out the front of each venue beckoning you in. I’ve never said no, so many times in such a short period before in my life.
Anyway, back to Moulin Rouge. We queued for about 20 minutes before we made our way into the venue. Keep in mind that for dinner and the show it cost us nearly $400AUD.
Once inside, we were all told that we had to cloak our jackets, phones, cameras and bags, which wouldn’t have been such a problem, but then you’re charged 2 Euro per item. Of course we also wanted to get a program to remember the event with which was another 20 Euro. Feeling a whole lot poorer, and lighter, we met with the Maitre D to confirm our reservation and be allocated our table.
Oh, I must add at this stage, that the price included a bottle of Champagne for us to share. Half a bottle each. It didn’t last long, but at the replacement price of 25 Euro for a half bottle or 50 Euro for a full one, we drank water.
The show itself was fantastic, the costumes, the dancing, the flexibility… *laugh*
There were showgirls, showboys, minature ponies, suspended dancers, feats of strength, a swimming pool that seemed to appear from nowhere where a stage had been previously and a whole pile of huge snakes, in said swimming pool. Show wise… the experience is worth the money. For the food and service… not so much.
Over all though a great night, one truly not done justice with text.
So that’s it, last night in Paris. It was a huge day, and a huge night, that saw us returning to the Hotel and spending a couple of hours packing our cases in preparation for the morning’s flight. A flight that was obviously successful, as I’m typing this in Australia now. 😉
Cheerio!